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Description
The Ultimate Home Defense System
Forget alarm systems… this one actually works.
Throw this sign in your yard and instantly raise your house’s security rating by +100 OSS. Perfect for your home, your gym, or that one friend who chokes people for fun.
Whether it’s used as a joke, a flex, or a warning, this sign lets the neighborhood know:
We don’t call 911 — we shrimp.
Why it’s awesome:
- Hilarious gift for any BJJ addict
- Perfect for front yards, gyms, garages, or man caves
- Lets visitors know you definitely heel-hook in the gi
- Crisp print, bold colors, and built to handle the elements (and the haters)
Give one to your teammate.
Give one to your coach.
Or plant it in your yard so burglars know you’re one berimbolo away from taking the back.
Warning: May attract rolling invitations from neighbors.
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We stand behind the quality of our gear 100%. If you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery for a full refund — no hard feelings.
See our Return Policy here.